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Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And

Always look on the bright side of life!

Always look on the bright side of life
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And always look on the bright side of life

Come on!

Always look on the bright side of life

For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it, it's the last chance anyhow!

So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

And always look on the bright side of life

Always look on the bright side of life

Come on guys, cheer up

Always look on the bright side of life

Always look on the bright side of life

Worse things happen at sea you know

Always look on the bright side of life

I mean, what have you got to lose?
you know, you come from nothing
you're going back to nothing
what have you lost? Nothing!

Always look on the bright side of life
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People aren't ignoring you. They are busy with their lives. And the way to stop feeling ignored is to get busy with yours.
I'm already tired of this heat, but at least it's preparing me for my future in hell.
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Hello there, I'm some expendable Onyx Guard, pleasure to meet you. I'm a nice guy half the time and I'm an asshole for the other half. I enjoy making people laugh. If you browse my gallery, you'll find lots of pictures that I hope will make you laugh

I try to avoid getting into arguments with people because arguing on the internet is kind of pointless. If I did something to rustle your jimmies oh well :P

I despise little kids very much. They're fucking parasites :la:

I currently work part time at a pharmacy and am going to college as well.

I love parties, festivals, concerts, friends and my family. I love alcohol quite a lot. You can never ever have too much alcohol. LETS GET FUCKED UP! :icondrunk-plz:

I am also a REALLY terrible drawer , but I will still post my drawings regardless of how they look and I also post memes. I actually mostly post memes, but once I draw something, I'll post it. Aw you don't like it? Let me play you a sad song on the worlds smallest violin :bucktooth:

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Below is a wonderful song.

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to his tonic and gin

He says, "Son can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet
And I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes"

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me"
As a smile ran away from his face
"Well, I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place"

Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talking with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinking alone

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see
To forget about life for a while

And the piano sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say "Man what are you doing here?"

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright

Song by Billy Joel. Piano Man.

Let's see what Obama thinks of the song.

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What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold,
He two Salchows and a triple Lutz
Wearing a blindfold

When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he was here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king
And saved us all again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kubla Khan,
'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody!

No, Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!

I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!

Brian Boitano was born
On the planet of Kryluck
He came to earth to save us all
From war and death and such!

Hi de lo de hi de lay!
Brian Boitano's here!
So round up all your lasses,
And tell them to have no fear!

Say, come over here my honey,
And you're gonna take off my pants,
And I'm gonna make dirty love to you,
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

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Some sayings I live by.

I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole.

You were born an original, don't die a copy.

Don't ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness.

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

Sometimes you just need to relax and say.... ...fuck it!

If you don't do wild things while you're young, you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old.

I hate when people say that you don't need alcohol to have fun. Well, you don't need running shoes to run, but it fucking helps.

If "Plan A" didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay cool

My mouth is not a bakery, I don't sugarcoat anything. If you for ask my opinion, I'm going to tell you the truth, not what you want to hear. Deal with it.

I know people who graduated college at 21, and didn't get a salary job until they were 27. I know people who graduated at 25 and already had a salary job. I know people who have children and are single. I know people who are married and had to wait 8-10 years to be parents. I know people who are in a relationship and love someone else. I know people who love each other and aren't together. There are people waiting to love and be loved. My point is, everything in life happens according to our time, our clock. You may look at your friends and some may seem to be ahead or behind you, but they're not. They're living according to the pace of their clock, so be patient. You're not falling behind, it's just not your time.
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:iconpuppetxjeremy:
PuppetXjeremy Featured By Owner May 16, 2017
happy late birthday
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onyxcarmine Featured By Owner May 16, 2017
Better late than never. Thanks :la:
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PuppetXjeremy Featured By Owner May 16, 2017
^^
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Fistron Featured By Owner May 14, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday, man.;):cake::)
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onyxcarmine Featured By Owner May 15, 2017
Thank you very much! :D
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Fistron Featured By Owner May 15, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Would you like to see my drawings in my gallery?
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ToxicMouse77 Featured By Owner May 14, 2017
Happy Birthday
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onyxcarmine Featured By Owner May 15, 2017
Thanks :la:
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TROLLESTACAT Featured By Owner May 14, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Happy birthday 
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