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Sometimes the nicest people you meet are covered in tattoos and sometimes the most judgemental people you meet go to church on Sundays.
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Probably late to this but screw it. If you look in the comments section of this and other songs, 98% of the comments are from teenagers saying "When you..." and so on. It makes me cringe when I see those. I remember when people used to comment on this song and say how beautiful and deep it was. Now you just got a bunch of edgy teens making unfunny jokes. 

"Our jokes cure depression so stfu."

Yes you might be making jokes about a serious song to find some light in the darkness, but 99% of them aren't funny. They're as funny as Harambe jokes. 

Next time you're afraid of sharing ideas, just remember that someone once said in a meeting "Let's make a movie with a Tornado full of Sharks."
It's true alcohol kills people, but how many are born because of it? 🤔

#itsjustajoke #dontgetyourfuckingpantiesinatwist
  • Reading: College books
  • Watching: Gotham
  • Playing: Gears Of War 4
  • Eating: Food
  • Drinking: Beer
Probably late to this but screw it. If you look in the comments section of this and other songs, 98% of the comments are from teenagers saying "When you..." and so on. It makes me cringe when I see those. I remember when people used to comment on this song and say how beautiful and deep it was. Now you just got a bunch of edgy teens making unfunny jokes. 

"Our jokes cure depression so stfu."

Yes you might be making jokes about a serious song to find some light in the darkness, but 99% of them aren't funny. They're as funny as Harambe jokes. 

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Hello there, I'm some expendable Onyx Guard, pleasure to meet you. I'm a nice guy half the time and I'm an asshole for the other half. I enjoy making people laugh. If you browse my gallery, you'll find lots of pictures that I hope will make you laugh

Sometimes I choose to be snarky with crazy fundamentalists :lol:

I try to avoid getting into arguments with people because arguing on the internet is kind of pointless. If I did something to rustle your jimmies oh well :P

I despise little kids very much. They're fucking parasites :la:

I also tend to post a lot of journals that contain good music. Well music that I find to be good anyway :XD:

I currently work part time at a pharmacy and am going to college as well.

I love parties, festivals, concerts, friends and my family. I love alcohol quite a lot. You can never ever have too much alcohol. LETS GET FUCKED UP! :icondrunk-plz:

I am also a REALLY terrible drawer , but I will still post my drawings regardless of how they look and I also post memes. I actually mostly post memes, but once I draw something, I'll post it. Aw you don't like it? Let me play you a sad song on the worlds smallest violin :bucktooth:

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A thing about my view on other things :meow:

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Below is a wonderful song.

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to his tonic and gin

He says, "Son can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet
And I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes"

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me"
As a smile ran away from his face
"Well, I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place"

Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talking with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinking alone

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see
To forget about life for a while

And the piano sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say "Man what are you doing here?"

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright

Song by Billy Joel. Piano Man.

Let's see what Obama thinks of the song.

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What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold,
He two Salchows and a triple Lutz
Wearing a blindfold

When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he was here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king
And saved us all again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kubla Khan,
'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody!

No, Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!

I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!

Brian Boitano was born
On the planet of Kryluck
He came to earth to save us all
From war and death and such!

Hi de lo de hi de lay!
Brian Boitano's here!
So round up all your lasses,
And tell them to have no fear!

Say, come over here my honey,
And you're gonna take off my pants,
And I'm gonna make dirty love to you,
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

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Some sayings I live by.

I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole.

You were born an original, don't die a copy.

Don't ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness.

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

Sometimes you just need to relax and say.... ...fuck it!

If you don't do wild things while you're young, you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old.

I hate when people say that you don't need alcohol to have fun. Well, you don't need running shoes to run, but it fucking helps.

If "Plan A" didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay cool

My mouth is not a bakery, I don't sugarcoat anything. If you for ask my opinion, I'm going to tell you the truth, not what you want to hear. Deal with it.
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onyxcarmine Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Can I help you or are you just trying to start shit? =D
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Darrenal65 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
lol, your posts bring a smile to my face dude.
you deserve a watch from one of the most cringiest ppl on this website who has no life whatsoever! :D
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ar1y Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2017  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Watch for watch?
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onyxcarmine Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2017
Lol. No I don't do that
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ar1y Featured By Owner Edited Feb 7, 2017  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
So nice of you

  Papyrus is fucking triggered. TUTORIEL INTENSIFIES 

#sjwtriggered
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onyxcarmine Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2017
Sorry :/
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ar1y Featured By Owner Edited Feb 7, 2017  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
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TheDubstepAddict Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You are fucking awesome.
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illuminatitriforce Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2017
could I ask why you unblocked me
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