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Anyone else wanna waste my time in 2016? There's still 22 days left iOS Tears Of Joy Emoji Button (3/???) 
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Today marks 6 months without drinking a drop of alcohol, or any kinds of it. 6 months of eating 7 fruits or vegetables a day, drinking 10 glasses of water, no carbs, no pizza, and no red meat. The change in my body has been fantastic. I feel great, I lost weight, and my way of thinking is very positive. I'm looking to keep this up and go for more. Because I choose to. No alcohol, eating healthy and above all, an hour of exercise every day!

I don't know whose status this is, but I was very happy for them so I copied and pasted it.
  • Reading: College books
  • Watching: Gotham
  • Playing: Gears Of War 4
  • Eating: Food
  • Drinking: Beer
Remember that cringy fat guy who asked for sex last night? Well he blocked me iOS Tears Of Joy Emoji Button (3/???) 

I only said that and he got all defensive and blocked me iOS Tears Of Joy Emoji Button (3/???) 

Lol by onyxcarmine

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Autism by onyxcarmine

In all seriousness I'm glad he's gone. Let him stalk some other person and bitch about how he should get a girl because he's nice.
There's no such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner.

#pitbullsarenotevil
9pm: "I'm going to bed now"
10pm: "I'm going to bed now"
11pm: "I'm going to bed now"
12am: "I'm going to bed now"
1am: "I'm going to bed now"
2am: "I'm going to bed now"
3am: "FUCK"
  • Reading: College books
  • Watching: Gotham
  • Playing: Gears Of War 4
  • Eating: Food
  • Drinking: Beer
Remember that cringy fat guy who asked for sex last night? Well he blocked me iOS Tears Of Joy Emoji Button (3/???) 

I only said that and he got all defensive and blocked me iOS Tears Of Joy Emoji Button (3/???) 

Lol by onyxcarmine

Lol 2 by onyxcarmine

Autism by onyxcarmine

In all seriousness I'm glad he's gone. Let him stalk some other person and bitch about how he should get a girl because he's nice.

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Hello there, I'm some expendable Onyx Guard, pleasure to meet you. I'm a nice guy half the time and I'm an asshole for the other half. I enjoy making people laugh. If you browse my gallery, you'll find lots of pictures that I hope will make you laugh

Sometimes I choose to be snarky with crazy fundamentalists :lol:

I try to avoid getting into arguments with people because arguing on the internet is kind of pointless. If I did something to rustle your jimmies oh well :P

I despise little kids very much. They're fucking parasites :la:

I also tend to post a lot of journals that contain good music. Well music that I find to be good anyway :XD:

I currently work part time at a pharmacy and am going to college as well.

I love parties, festivals, concerts, friends and my family. I love alcohol quite a lot. You can never ever have too much alcohol. LETS GET FUCKED UP! :icondrunk-plz:

I am also a REALLY terrible drawer , but I will still post my drawings regardless of how they look and I also post memes. I actually mostly post memes, but once I draw something, I'll post it. Aw you don't like it? Let me play you a sad song on the worlds smallest violin :bucktooth:

Slow interwebz by prosaix Pageviews by prosaix Always hungry... by prosaix I cannot draw by prosaix Mental Wi-Fi by prosaix FNaF by TheArtOfNotLikingYou Dislike Little Kids Stamp by SGStampsOnline ads by prosaix Motley Crue Stamp by Kezzi-Rose I Love Beer Stamp by AndroniX Shitty Excuse by FlacidPenis Children should be seen and not worshipped. by Little-rolling-bean Sleep is Overrated Stamp by Mirz123 Real Friends Stamp by Mirz123 I laugh at white knights by prosaix I laugh at homophobes by prosaix I talk to myself... by prosaix I laugh at religious freaks by prosaix Universe Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Nightowl Stamp by Kezzi-Rose 'Explaining' Stamp by Sonira-Stamps Sarcasm Stamp I by darkdisciple-stamps Rock Music Stamp by Davidgtza2 Deadpool Stamp by aniphx Deadpool Stamp by Sinister666beauty STAMP - I support Deadpool by Emme-Gray Furfag Stamp by SparkLum Gay by Super-Cheesepuff Paranoid Notes Stamp by SparkLum I don't know you enough. by PrincessFlaw Extraterrestrial Life Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Halo Addict Stamp by dehydromon Not so Good Ol' Days by LadyRedDarkness Dear Stalker Stamp by artisticallylearning It's just a fucking horror game. by wingedoracle DANCE THE DANCE OF LIFE STAMP by TanaTiels
A thing about my view on other things :meow:

The Agnostic Stamp by JRCnrd Evolution Stamp by Kezzi-Rose For Those in the Community or Those Supporting by endler LGBT+ Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Pro-Choice stamp by FearlessLullaby Pro Choice by MoronicGlassKiller Liberal Stamp by Mintaka-TK Wtf? by Little-rolling-bean Fetuses cannot be great people like women can. by Little-rolling-bean If you don't like that, well...fuck you. by Catthylove

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Screw ISIS! by Xekowarrior123


Click for a massive eargasm! :la: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAYPkV…


Below is a wonderful song.

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to his tonic and gin

He says, "Son can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet
And I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes"

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me"
As a smile ran away from his face
"Well, I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place"

Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talking with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinking alone

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see
To forget about life for a while

And the piano sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say "Man what are you doing here?"

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright

Song by Billy Joel. Piano Man.

Let's see what Obama thinks of the song.

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What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold,
He two Salchows and a triple Lutz
Wearing a blindfold

When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he was here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king
And saved us all again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kubla Khan,
'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody!

No, Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!

I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!

Brian Boitano was born
On the planet of Kryluck
He came to earth to save us all
From war and death and such!

Hi de lo de hi de lay!
Brian Boitano's here!
So round up all your lasses,
And tell them to have no fear!

Say, come over here my honey,
And you're gonna take off my pants,
And I'm gonna make dirty love to you,
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

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Some sayings I live by.

I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole.

You were born an original, don't die a copy.

Don't ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness.

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

Sometimes you just need to relax and say.... ...fuck it!

If you don't do wild things while you're young, you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old.

I hate when people say that you don't need alcohol to have fun. Well, you don't need running shoes to run, but it fucking helps.

If "Plan A" didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay cool

My mouth is not a bakery, I don't sugarcoat anything. If you for ask my opinion, I'm going to tell you the truth, not what you want to hear. Deal with it.
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BeepChild Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
biggie cheese (emoticon) 
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onyxcarmine Featured By Owner 3 days ago
Can I help you
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BeepChild Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Artist
naw i just want to give you a cheese e meme
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kodadoda Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
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What have they done!?
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onyxcarmine Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Okay?
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KiVee20 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2016
HAve you heard of Pentatonix? They're really good! Here's their most famous Christmas song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_MGW…
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EmmasVarietyArts Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016
i love your memes manXD
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menslady125 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2016  Hobbyist Filmographer
I'm sorry. It turns out that I had blocked you. I don't know why.
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onyxcarmine Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2016
I don't see how you somehow accidentally blocked me, forgot that you did it, then accused me of blocking you lol.

Don't worry about it though. People mess up lol
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menslady125 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2016  Hobbyist Filmographer
I didn't mean to accuse you. I thought you had blocked me because your things said I couldn't post a comment.
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